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The Toddler Code of Conduct:

20 Rules Nixon will be teaching Matix before he is two. 1. You are the family alarm clock. It is your job to wake up at the ass-crack of dawn every day. 2. ALWAYS crap your pants AFTER leaving the house. Your best bet is to clench those cheeks together until you have left your…
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